Big Bumping Baron

By Te Hiringatahi Rm21

Hi there! My name is “Big Bumping Baron”. I am from the planet Neptune.

I am also an alien in the same way that you are a human.

On planet Neptune,you can tell the difference between male and female by our horns. I am considered the terrifying trooper.

My natural colour is popping purple.

I have six eyes, two legs and two arms with tentacles. This makes catching criminals a piece of cake.

All of my six eyes can look in any direction at anytime, so you better BE CAREFUL!

I landed on planet Earth to learn the language of the Maori, and also some cool Kapa haka moves from the teacher,”Jumping Jellybean Juicy Jean”. She has prickly spikes that appear all over her body.

Jean is from the home planet Pluto, where the lands are isolated, which also means that they are separated.

But  anyway, I think from my perspective, Jumping Jelly Bean Jean is the kapa haka miracle!!

So that's all about me...Bye for now!!!        THE END

Article added: Friday 21 June 2019